Drinking Dirty in Jersey

Douche Chill Village has been called "a stark reminder of how stupid the things we say online sound when you read them" and "old, undersexed men are pathetic and it's because their wives stop having sex with them after the kids come" by the New York Times and The Washington Post. And if you believe that, we have a bridge to sell you. 

In this classic moment, guest star Gio starts vamping with Matt on the notion of a man offering to clean "the front" of a woman with sand on her butt from sitting on the beach.