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OK. A lot has gone on. If you're were wondering why there's been no pod for weeks now: BB's Mum had stage three breast cancer, whilst he was on his own at the farm AND he was applying for a US visa AND Bean was on the other side of the World at her new job AND he had to edit, not one, but two specials to meet a deadline for their eventual release on AMAZON PRIME on Christmas Day. All the while prepping for the big move to the US.'nuff said, there's plenty to talk about.Warning! Don't take your m ...

BB is getting ready for the big move to LA. Bean is already out there. So it's so long UK. And whilst leaving is exciting it leaves BB not quite sure what this holds in store for the future of the podcast.Warning! Of course there's dodgy audio in a car!

Finally! As promised, Barry heads out to the farm to do a watchalong alternative commentary to BB’s red headed step child of an Edinburgh show “Brendon Burns Hasn’t Heard of you Either”You can watchalong to the remastered version atpatreon.com/brendonburnsand pay whatever you want or by subscribing toYouTube.com/brendonburnscomedyWarning! You kinda need the video element!

John Robertson returns to the show to announce the release of his game based on BB's favourite live comedy show of all time "The Dark Room". They recap UFC 229 and shoot the shit on the show and game's humble origins into the worldwide sensation it is now. Fans have been clamouring for this as a playable game.https://www.thedarkroomgame.comYou can follow BB on Twitch to see him play the game live eventually onhttps://www.twitch.tv/dumbwhiteguybrendonWarning! Of course there's some dodgy audio in ...

stand up and interview

We are coming up to nearly a year of BB focusing DWG on gender and it turns out he has learned nothing. He's booked at a shit show, East of London, where he usually refuses to tread. Upon his arrival fellow comic Harriet Kemsley and another female comic have had to endure a torrent of abuse and disrespect from audience members. He insists they "toughen up" like some sort of self-appointed elder statesmen/drill sergeant and immediately lives to regret it.Warning! Contains talking at cross purpose ...

ep 215 Bean's Back from LA

Wed Sep 26 2018 (59:44)

Bean's back from being an international Bean. Her identity is still a bit of a mystery but she regales BB with tales of big agency meetings and Emmy awards parties... She prefers brunch.Warning! At one point this descends into a phone call with your Nan!

FREE STAND UP SHOW! There's actually way too much back story in this particular show to even fit in a podcast. So instead BB decides to give you the whole damn hour ABSOLUTELY FREE. Then over the weekend he'll upload the whole DVD ontowww.patreon.com/brendonburnsalong with his own audio commentary. Pay what you want as it only seems fair.Warning! Contains a shitload of visual elements that really won't work here!

The poll's in and the show DWG listeners requested the most for BB to do a breakdown of is Burnsy Vs Brendon. This was the show that brought him a brand new fan base and garnered newfound respect from critics.Personally, BB thinks it has a lot of flaws. But there are enough saving graces to warrant a second listen. When the final argument plays once more between himself and his onstage persona he can't help but get choked up.Warning! Contains a sad comedy show, a good 10-12 years before they wer ...

Ep 212 Thank You Edinburgh and Goodnight.

Wed Sep 05 2018 (01:19:45)

BB's back and this past Edfest may have been his last one ever. After producing and debuting nearly 22 hours of stand up (possibly more than anyone in the60 year history of the world's largest arts festival) it might be time for the old dog to step down. So he goes back over his back catalogue and relationship with Edfest and some highlights from some of his favourite shows there.Warning! Never say never again!

ep 211 Kate Copstick Returns

Wed Aug 29 2018 (44:49)

BB has returned from the Edinburgh festival and is literally to ill to record even an intro. So here's his interview with The Scotsman's head comedy critic Kate Copstick. He addresses the notion of her working heel and creating a bit of a persona to hide behind.Warning! No doubt Producer Toby will forget to plugwww.patreon.com/brendonburnsand all the other shit!

Sorry for lateness

Brendon's back! After a bout of tonsillitis took him out of action during the Edinburgh festival for no less than 6 days (Something of a death sentence during comedy's most intense month of the year) BB is back with a newfound gratitude and attitude to just have a room with people in it up for a laugh. But producer Toby is also away on vacation so this audio sucks but at least there's lots of it. Spring Day joins BB in his car to tell tales of sleeping in a cupboard for the whole of the fringe. ...

Hey so sorry guys, the first version of this was broken, this is the fixed version!Brendon and professional wrestler Colt Cabana are getting into the swing of things at the Edinburgh festival. They have some stories, we'll let you enjoy the build. Then BB interviews comedian Bethany Black. BB first met her when she was transitioning. They get into whether or not defining someone's "previous" gender is a good or a bad thing. And they recall one particular night back when they were both drinking v ...

Wednesdays Wednesdays Wednesdays! So thanks to the fine people atpippa.ioDumb White Guy is in all manner of places it wasn't previously. So what better way to introduce this new listenership to DWG than with one of our most popular mainstays, BB getting booked somewhere he doesn't belong and bombing horribly.Warning! Contains a man telling children they are not special and that their parents lied to them!

Ep 207 (not really)

Sun Jul 29 2018 (01:34)

Wednesday??? Wednesday? Wednesday!!!

Janey and Brendon go way back. Way way way back. As they get into how the circuit has changed for women in comedy over the years it really becomes apparent just how instrumental she's been in his life. Having run an ex-gangster pub in Glasgow's roughest of rough East End in the eighties she saw though BB from the start. Instead of an angry young man she just saw a slightly lost soul in need of a hug.Warning! It gets a bit warm and fluffy then very very dark and inappropriate!

We're back!!!

Spoiler alert!!!! Since switching hosting sites the listenership of Dumb White Guy has shot through the roof. So BB starts the show by redirecting listeners to pippa.io and where to begin in order for the show to make sense. So as so many of you are new here we’re not going to say anymore other than go back and start listening from Episode 11 or 12 with Matt Okine. Because that’s really the catalyst for what DWG was to become.Warning! Don’t say you haven’t been warned, the show makes way more se ...

GREAT EPISODE! How fitting that when addressing s…

GREAT EPISODE! How fitting that when addressing such a turning point for the show, we have another turning point in the show. So long and so much fun we had to split it in two parts. Craig and Sarah Quartermaine return and bring about self-awareness in BB yet again.  After returning to Oz and spending a few months estranged from Sarah working on a TV show in Sydney, Craig is back in Perth. Both chaps really do miss working together as chaotic as it all got. A mind blowing coincidence confirms it ...

ep 203 - Emergency Guest with Russel Hicks

Sun Jun 17 2018 (02:43:26)

OK, he's not female, nor is he Craig, nor is this…

OK, he's not female, nor is he Craig, nor is this the final part of the doco, but BB has wanted Russel on the show ever since he guested on BB and Cabana's show in Edinburgh. Russel is fast becoming known as the greatest improvisational comic of his generation. Through the grapevine he and BB keep hearing stories about one another, so on his way back from the Hastings festival BB offers Russel a lift back to London and wants to pick his brains about his process, when no two shows he ever doe ...

EP 202 The story of DWG pt 3 - Bean

Sun Jun 10 2018 (54:38)

Naturally it’s Bean’s turn on the show as she tak…

Naturally it’s Bean’s turn on the show as she takes a trip down memory lane with B as they trace the show’s transition from the early days to what it is now. Warning! They’re both knackered and can’t remember much!

EP 201 The Story of Dumb White Guy pt 2

Sun Jun 03 2018 (01:19:50)

Naturally ep 200 has to bleed into a documentary …

Naturally ep 200 has to bleed into a documentary series as Producer Toby and BB’s son Luke return to the show to take a trip down memory lane and discuss pivotal points and episodes in the shows history. Warning! Contains Toby bein’ a cunt and publishing audio not meant for public consumption!

ep 200 The Story of Dumb White Guy Pt 1

Sun May 27 2018 (01:04:51)

Looks like we maaaaade iiiiiiit! Yes! 200 episode…

Looks like we maaaaade iiiiiiit! Yes! 200 episodes. To celebrate this milestone, producer Toby makes his first appearance on the show. He and BB retrace the steps of DWG all the way back to when it was The Brendon Burns show and how it morphed into Dumb White Guy. In part one here, Luke returns to the podcast to reminisce over their race against time across the Australian outback. Looking back, they discover just how transformative DWG has been for both of them. Obviously there are discrepancie ...

BB gets an ultrasound literally the day before th…

BB gets an ultrasound literally the day before this recording and gets the all-clear on his nuts. Looking back it does a lot to explain a great deal of this bizarre behaviour during his appearances on the Jim and Sam breakfast show for Sirius XM in New York. In hindsight, this is clearly the beginning of a proper full-blown testicular cancer scare. He goes in to apologise to Ant for his bizarre erratic behaviour in person, only to discover he was being recorded for the radio show the whole time. ...

As we fast approach ep 200 this audio from BB's N…

As we fast approach ep 200 this audio from BB's NYC trip is too funny to cut short. Between his appearances BB sends the Jim and Sam show a tweet slagging off their already constantly browbeaten intern Ant AKA shitloaf AKA cuntfucker. Thing is BB, having not administered his meds correctly, has no recollection of doing so. What is particularly galling for the young intern is this is so contrary to the individual he met in the hallway. There is a great deal of misunderstanding and hilarity ens ...

Pt two of BB's New York trip which was the cataly…

Pt two of BB's New York trip which was the catalyst to him getting his testicles finally checked for cancer or hernias and going back into recovery. BB's second appearance on the Jim and Sam show goes slightly awry after his meds have kept him awake for 36 hours, he sends an unwitting pompous tweet regarding the show's intern Ant aka shitloaf aka cuntfucker which is completely contrary to the rather tired giggly affable man who's made it very clear he's more than willing to be the butt of the jo ...

Finally as promised, we take a break from the yea…

Finally as promised, we take a break from the year of interviewing lady comics to put BB's NYC visit into chronological order. After severe testicular pain that has lasted for months now BB visits his GP and gets a clean bill of health. But this and the NYC trip has forced him back into recovery and overall better mental health hygiene. We begin with his first appearance on the Jim and Sam show at Sirius XM where he has a run in with the show's intern Ant aka Shitloaf aka Cuntfucker. Warning! ...

EP 196 Bean's Back

Sun Apr 15 2018 (01:29:08)

BB and his lovely wife Bean get into Syria and so…

BB and his lovely wife Bean get into Syria and soon decide geo-politics is way above their pay grade. So they get into the recent controversy surrounding The Simpsons and Apu. Warning! Contains a married couple agreeing emphatically!

EP 195 Harriet Dyer

Sun Apr 08 2018 (01:16:35)

In his year of interviewing female comics (and af…

In his year of interviewing female comics (and after his NYC interlude) BB decides to let go a bit and just meet up with female comics and have a chat. Shoot the shit, y'know... like comics. They talk suicidal thoughts and what prompts them. But don't worry, they make it funny. Warning! They're in a car and it's pissing down with rain! Second warning! BB is almost delirious with tiredness!

I’m a comedian, I use social media and facebook f…

I’m a comedian, I use social media and facebook for my business and I think I may have been brainwashed by Russia and Cambridge Analytica into ignoring a shared fundamental democratic principle out of self interest, fear and ego. Judging by a lot of the behaviour of my fellow comics as of late, over two separate freedom of speech cases here in the UK, I suspect we all may have been. In fact, it’s the only assertion I can currently make that I’m actually pretty certain of. Stay with me, this ...

Shappi's back with the second part of her chat wi…

Shappi's back with the second part of her chat with BB. She divulges more about being on "I'm a Celeb" and they both breathe a sigh of relief for getting out of that franchise as fast as they did. This was recorded before the Count Dankula verdict so there will be another short ep this week and possibly a follow up interview re her piece in the Independent on Freedom of Speech. Warning! This was a few weeks ago so not what to warn you about!

Just a quick one announcing the return of the ine…

Just a quick one announcing the return of the inexplicably popular "Comedians Watch Wrestling" live on facebook and youtube @brendonburns and youtube.com/brendonburnscomedy

Alright already!!! BB has got off his arse and bo…

Alright already!!! BB has got off his arse and booked a bunch of ladies on the show. He drops in to an old peer's house in Shappi Khorsandi and ninety minutes fly by as the two catch up for the first time in over a decade. So much so we had to split this bad boy in the middle. They talk about gender in comedy (kind of) and her recent stint on I'm a Celebrity (Sort of, but not really). Why comics simply can't be celebrities. But more importantly, it really is two comics just shooting the shit abo ...

Having messed up his booking with comedian Harrie…

Having messed up his booking with comedian Harriet Dyer BB is at a loss for this week's episode when a comedy promoter, fledgling comic and regular listener in Melbourne - Caili Christian raises some fairly decent questions via Facebook. So fuck it, that becomes the episode. The fact that this is now this week's episode might do well to answer her first oh-so-very apt and perfectly reasonable question, "Why has your pursuit for objectivity surrounding gender descended into women behaving badly a ...

BB's back home after his NYC visit and is still t…

BB's back home after his NYC visit and is still trying to process what happened. Many of you may know Sam Roberts as the voice of the fans for WWE. But what lies beneath is a man that was a big part of one of the most fascinating stories in the history of broadcasting. Now the morning host for Sirius XM's Jim and Sam, Sam is a wrestling fan like BB and loves a "work" just as much as Brendon does. While Brendon tries to process every context surrounding his visit, performing at the Patrice O'neal ...

EP 189 Von Decarlo

Sun Feb 25 2018 (01:18:36)

BB's in NYC for the Patrice O'Neal benefit. He si…

BB's in NYC for the Patrice O'Neal benefit. He sits down writer, singer, comedian and Patrice's ex-wife Von Decarlo. She spots his ADHD immediately and reminds him he needs his meds. She also offers some warm advice on how not to let quite so many voices in NYC live rent free in his head. Warning! This one's all over the shop!

EP 188 - #hardlyanywomen

Sun Feb 18 2018 (01:02:12)

Brendon's doing a Mansplainin' date in Glastonbur…

Brendon's doing a Mansplainin' date in Glastonbury UK. A crazy lady makes herself immediately known. She heckles, she makes it about gender and, as usual the plot thickens. This is probably a turning point in his journey into gender and perhaps shines a light in the right direction on the whole #metoo #notallmen movements. Warning! Contains a truly unspeakable woman!

Brendon interviews the incredible Alice Fraser & …

Brendon interviews the incredible Alice Fraser & is intellectually battered by her. Also more free standup from the Mansplainin’ tour. Warning! Brendon has a bad cold and there are some unpleasantly audible moments. Twitter - aliterative & brendonburns

BB answers your questions and Iszi Lawrence retur…

BB answers your questions and Iszi Lawrence returns to the show as they're both on a circuit gig in Northampton. Warning! There's a bit of an echo and these dumb fucks got themselves locked in the green room!

For fear of repeating himself BB answers your que…

For fear of repeating himself BB answers your questions on www.facebook.com/brendonburnscomedian while he drives up to Saturday night's Gateshead Mansplainin' tour show. Plus as he's at a circuit gig in Derby a group of female hecklers disrupt the show, so Brendon and the rest of the audience leaves the gig and finishes it outside. What happens next is too perfect and proof positive how much certain people think everything is all about them.

So when you're striving for authenticity things d…

So when you're striving for authenticity things don't always workout. BB's on a mad sugar rush on his way home from a London gig. No word from the lady heckler in Bristol so he offers up some free stand up instead, then out of the ether something even better surfaces! He finds a bootleg of the first ever preview of he and Craig Quartermaine as a double act for their Edinburgh show "Race Off" We had no idea this existed!! So those of you that never got to see it, here's a really sloppy, muckabou ...

EP 183 In Pursuit of a Drunk Lady Heckler

Sun Jan 14 2018 (01:04:03)

BB is in Bristol for an extra added date of his "…

BB is in Bristol for an extra added date of his "Mansplainin'" tour. After getting stuck in traffic for five hours he walks in to be immediately faced with an overly drunk fan. She proceeds to interrupt the entire show and behaves so appallingly that the entire room presumes she simply must be a plant. When she starts pawing up local comedy regular, Darryl Hembrough a man with several conditions and disabilities everyone then presumes them to be together. Things go from bad to excruciating. We'l ...

It's Xmas and Spring Day is spending the holidays…

It's Xmas and Spring Day is spending the holidays with B and Bean. They try to get into recent gender politics but end up talking about Johnny Cash relapsing after his guts got torn open by an ostrich. Brendon also announces his upcoming appearance at the Patrice Oneal benefit in NYC, plus way more Mansplainin' dates. Warning! Good audio for once!

Brendon struggles at a Jamaican gig in Kilburn fo…

Brendon struggles at a Jamaican gig in Kilburn for all the wrong reasons. Then some live snippets from Hull and Sheffield. Warning! Might be the last show of the year, might not be!

Tellingly enough BB has to speak to three other w…

Tellingly enough BB has to speak to three other women before he can discuss his recent plans for the DWG podcast before broaching it with his wife Bean. They get into mansplainin' and the subject of his latest touring hour of the same name. Also includes footage from the opening night of his In Your House tour in Luke McCoy's lounge room in Swansea Warning! Bean can't help but Beansplain!

EP 179 A year of Ladies w Jayde Adams

Sun Nov 26 2017 (01:01:15)

It's producer Toby Riding's birthday!! Unbeknowns…

It's producer Toby Riding's birthday!! Unbeknownst to BB his lovely wife Elizabeth took him out so he was home in time to do the pod so send them mad love. Jayde Adams and Brendon found themselves working together on Comedy Central UK's upcoming Roast Battle series. They're upstairs just before an excellent bill at Rupert Majende's equally excellent Knock2Bag in London. They scratch the surface of scratching the surface surrounding BB's defensiveness around masculinity and femininity. Warning! ...

OK, time to man up and talk to more female comics…

OK, time to man up and talk to more female comics. After four years of addressing race, BB decides to grow a set and address gender. This is going to change over the course of the next year. But BB decides to work out what the f*** is going on with masculinity and as always, truth and change begins from within. Warning! It's in a hallway and rather tellingly BB hasn't learned how to set his audio settings for female voices!

So here's a freebie for you to pass on to friends…

So here's a freebie for you to pass on to friends. Want BB to tour in your town? Pass this special onto like-minded buddies and we can probably make it happen. And you get a free special! Warning! Maybe don't tug your prick at strangers!

EP 176 In Your House tour and Rob Kemp

Sun Nov 05 2017 (01:27:55)

Produced at 2am by Toby Riding! In the wake of th…

Produced at 2am by Toby Riding! In the wake of the death of Skedaddle, BB finds himself the perfect antidote. After emceeing for Elvis Dead in London Brendon gets a ride home with its creator Rob Kemp. Elvis Dead was one this past Edfringe's sleeper hits where he sings Elvis hits whilst Evil Dead 2 plays in the background. It shouldn't work but it does. They talk puns and sequels and just how the show came to be. Rob's girlfriend, comedian Elf Lyons has a nap in the back seat but soon joins in. ...

Ep 175 R.I.P. Skedaddle

Sun Oct 29 2017 (36:53)

This was a rough one. B doesn't really feel like …

This was a rough one. B doesn't really feel like talking about much else. Skedaddle the cat is dead. Long live Skedaddle Warning! Contains a grown man openly weeping about a fucking cat!

Ep 174 Lady Hecklers in LLandudno

Sat Oct 21 2017 (43:39)

Brendon is in Llandudno in Wales live, things get…

Brendon is in Llandudno in Wales live, things get weird and a table of ladies get upset for really really dumb reasons. Warning! There's a hiss and a pop yo!

As promised here's a snippet of what Patreon cust…

As promised here's a snippet of what Patreon customers get. BB does a set in Manchester the night after the MEN arena reopened after the Manchester bombings. Full set available amongst other things on Patreon. Then on their final trip and performance of Race Off, Craig, Daniel and Karl take a boat ride to Finland. Karl announces he's been stabbed three times and wonders if maybe it's him. Warning! Graphic stabbing language!

Brendon does a gig in Mold, Wales and starts riff…

Brendon does a gig in Mold, Wales and starts riffing on the industry, then when he gets into the merits of getting older and being less attractive shit gets weird with the front row. Followed by he and Craig being joined by their other opening acts in Estonia. Warning! Restaurant noises!

To celebrate the life of one of the most influent…

To celebrate the life of one of the most influential figures in wrestling. John and Brendon watch the very first episode of WWE raw

The boys continue to make their way across the Ba…

The boys continue to make their way across the Baltic, where the conversation turns to the previous night's gig. Someone at google will wonder why a bunch of Estonian's googled the word "Coon"

Ep 169 When Craig met Daniel pt 3

Sun Sep 24 2017 (51:58)

The boys head for Talin, shit got weird in Tartu …

The boys head for Talin, shit got weird in Tartu Warning! They're in a car!

Ep 168 When Craig met Daniel Rd to Tartu

Sat Sep 16 2017 (01:14:32)

On the Road to Tartu the boys talk a bunch of shi…

On the Road to Tartu the boys talk a bunch of shit in the car. Daniel grills Brendon and Craig about Australia's checkered history. Brendon reveals why he can't binge watch comedy series. Warning! There's a lot of background car noise in this one! Produced by Toby Riding

Ep 167 When Craig Met Daniel in Latvia

Sat Sep 09 2017 (34:46)

Post Edinburgh Craig and Brendon tour a variation…

Post Edinburgh Craig and Brendon tour a variation of their Edinburgh show across the Baltic. Things get weird in Latvia. Plus Craig meets Daniel for the first time. Produced by Toby Riding Warning! Brendon drops the mic and nearly gets everyone killed!

Warning! Speaks like Yoda, not just in sentences.…

Warning! Speaks like Yoda, not just in sentences. Long awaited BB and CC do comedy and commentary to bad wrestling audio. Brendon's either been to bed too long or not enough. He gabbles in the intro and then to make matters worse he didn't realise that reposting a podcast episode doesn't actually put it through your feed. So for those of you that have been waiting here it is. But in whole paragraphs he does! Just listen... it'll make more sense then because Brendon doesn't

ep 165 Colt Cabana pt 2

Sun Aug 27 2017 (01:05:11)

It's a few hours before the McGregor/Mayweather f…

It's a few hours before the McGregor/Mayweather fight and Colt and Brendon try and belt out a podcast before the boys come over. Warning! Tim Renkow comes in in the middle of it and Brendon didn't have time to edit!

ep 164 Spring Day "Palsy Jazz Hands"

Sun Aug 20 2017 (01:25:21)

Spring's back. She's a lady with cerebral palsy a…

Spring's back. She's a lady with cerebral palsy and she along with her boyfriend Tim have given BB a bit of a kick up the arse surrounding what he thinks is important during the Edinburgh fringe. Warning! BB's cooking while interviewing

So sorry it took so long for the pod to come out,…

So sorry it took so long for the pod to come out, but as you'll hear, Brendon was in no mental state to be talking to people. For the first time Ro Acharya, co-director of, "So I Suppose THIS is Offensive NOW" and "Y'know, Love n God n Metaphysics n Shit" amongst many other collaborations with BB, joins the show. Ro is British Indian born and bred and they get into what has gone wrong for both of them in trying to create their most ambitious production yet with Craig Quartermaine "Race Off" War ...

So a year later Brendon gives Stewart Lee a secon…

So a year later Brendon gives Stewart Lee a second chance admitting he may have let professional jealousy get the better of him. Warning! He might sound sad, he really isn't, he's just laying on a bed late at night!

Craig and Brendon have ben previewing their new s…

Craig and Brendon have ben previewing their new show "Race Off" across the West Country in the UK when a drunk lady proves everything they've been talking about. Warning! Car noises and burger chomping

Brendon and Craig with just 24 hours to spare, di…

Brendon and Craig with just 24 hours to spare, discover they won't have a screen or multi-media at their Southbank preview and have to rewrite the show. We join them 20 minutes before they go on stage and on their car journey home. It's not their best effort to say the least. Warning! Contains two men arguing about what went wrong!

ep 159 Colt Cabana

Mon Jul 10 2017 (01:19:25)

We're back! Staggering that it's taken this long,…

We're back! Staggering that it's taken this long, but Brendon has his other double act partner, pro-wrestler, Colt Cabana on the show. One of the reasons Brendon's never asked Colt on the show is he's a fellow straight white male. But Colt is Jewish and Brendon soon learns in pro-wrestling that that more than counts as an ethnicity and BB delves into where he may have messed up with other Jewish people in the past. They get into the correlation between Indy pro-wrestling and stand up comedy. W ...

SEASON FINALE. Brendon's going to go away for a w…

SEASON FINALE. Brendon's going to go away for a while. In the wake of the Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher scandals (And a rather unnecessary argument with Bean about Wonder Woman) he figures it's probably best to work on clarity before he speaks. Ironically he does so by rambling for 50 mins. This isn't goodbye but it is so long for now. Warning! Contains a grown man rambling about his lack of clarity!

ep 157 - Michael Venom Page and Marv pt 2

Mon Jun 05 2017 (01:31:08)

Pt 2 of Brendon's guesting on MVP and Marv's podc…

Pt 2 of Brendon's guesting on MVP and Marv's podcast TTMF Warning! More old white guy trying to win over black athletes!

ep 156 - Michael Venom Page and Marv

Sat May 27 2017 (01:18:00)

Part 1, BB drops in to Bellator MMA fighter, Mich…

Part 1, BB drops in to Bellator MMA fighter, Michael Venom Page's podcast. Co-hosted by his buddy and mentor Marv. MVP is kinda the hottest property in MMA right now, with his upcoming feud with Paul "Semtex" Daley and their recent scuffle in the crowd at the O2.. Naturally the topic swings to race and exactly how the hell does BB get away with this shit. BB's the guest so he talks too much. Warning! Contains an old white man showing off in front of cage fighters!

Comedians Watch Wrestling - Backlash 2017

Thu May 25 2017 (03:14:18)

BB and JH watch this year's Backlash ppv. It's no…

BB and JH watch this year's Backlash ppv. It's not long before their attention wanes. Warning! Of course the network feed dumps out during the main event. When doesn't it?

Ep 155 Luke's 18th Birthday

Sat May 20 2017 (53:53)

It's Luke's 18th and Brendon has flown out to Oz …

It's Luke's 18th and Brendon has flown out to Oz for the week. The conversation takes a deeper turn than they expected. Warning! Awkwardly rushed father and son shit

GREAT EPISODE! Live in London! Brendon, Debra, Ti…

GREAT EPISODE! Live in London! Brendon, Debra, Tim and Spring shift the topic from transgender issues to what Debra describes as "the hierarchy of need". WARNING! Contains an uncomfortable impressions!

Brendon performs his tour show "Black Comedian" f…

Brendon performs his tour show "Black Comedian" for the very last time in none other than Liverpool. Warning! This does not sound like a regular comedy album. This sounds like a bloke taking to exactly 35 people!

ep 152 Ickle Bean the Breadwinner

Sat Apr 22 2017 (49:27)

What was supposed to be a conversation about the …

What was supposed to be a conversation about the general election takes a more personal turn as Bean reveals to BB how she struggled at first with being the main breadwinner of their household. Warning! You can practically hear a lady blushing!

Comedians Watch Wrestling - Wrestlemania 33

Fri Apr 14 2017 (01:47:57)

BB and JH watch Wrestlemania 33Warning! This epi…

BB and JH watch Wrestlemania 33 Warning! This episode crosses a line that neither man is comfortable with!

Fear of Hat Loss (Audiobook pt 14)

Sat Apr 08 2017 (34:42)

Pt 14 of BB's audiobook.

ep 151 in Bed With Bean and ADHD meds

Sun Apr 02 2017 (01:07:52)

Bean and B are in bed of a Saturday morning and d…

Bean and B are in bed of a Saturday morning and decide to podcast, going over everything from the London attacks to Brendon's recent ADHD diagnosis and medication. Warning! Not sure what's on this!

Boy that happened fast. For episode 150, Brendon …

Boy that happened fast. For episode 150, Brendon tapes a pilot of Dumb White Guy for TV with some of his favourite guests and to discuss how can he do such a show whilst avoiding "white knighthood"? Warning! He fails.

ep 149 Live in Poland

Sun Mar 19 2017 (01:02:14)

As promised here's half a set of Brendon performi…

As promised here's half a set of Brendon performing live in Warsaw Warning! It's a patchy set!

Comedians Watch Wrestling - Wrestlemania 11

Fri Mar 17 2017 (02:42:19)

BB and JH watch the clusterfuck that is WM 11 War…

BB and JH watch the clusterfuck that is WM 11 Warning! It's two dudes watching a wrestling PPV

Comedians Watch Wrestling WCW Uncensored 96

Sun Mar 12 2017 (03:04:42)

Brendon and John watch the abortion that is WCW U…

Brendon and John watch the abortion that is WCW Uncensored 1996 Warning! You may have to watch Uncensored 1996

So Brendon does some dates in Poland with Polish …

So Brendon does some dates in Poland with Polish comic Peter Szumowski. Brendon learns of entirely new country he had no idea existed. Don't know what Minsk is the capitol of? Well you will now. Then Piotr and Brendon head to do local radio. Brendon tries to pronounce some of the most difficult Polish words and insists he get them all correct Warning! Contains material almost all Belarusians will find offensive

BB and JH watch Fast Lane Warning! It dumps out i…

BB and JH watch Fast Lane Warning! It dumps out in the middle

Ep 147 More 2 Norty Broz Pt 3

Sun Mar 05 2017 (01:10:51)

Following Craig and Brendon's two interviews on N…

Following Craig and Brendon's two interviews on Noongar radio Brendon interviews the 2 norty broz just before he and Craig's live show. It gets deep Warning! Brendon break a mic in the middle

EP 146 - Sam See

Sat Feb 25 2017 (01:09:04)

On his way home from Oz Brendon makes a pit stop …

On his way home from Oz Brendon makes a pit stop to check in on previous guest Sam See, Singapore's only openly gay comic. He asks BB for some relationship advice Warning! Dodgy audio as usual!

Comedians Watch Wrestling - Royal rumble 92

Sat Feb 18 2017 (02:57:06)

Let's face it, this year's Rumble sucked, so BB a…

Let's face it, this year's Rumble sucked, so BB and john watch the Ric Flair extravaganza that is Rumble '92 instead. It still rules. Also it's been a while since BB and John have caught up since he got back from Oz... so there's that. Warning! They take a while to get around to the alt commentary or Warning! This is a wrestling alternative commentary!

Brendon and Craig return to Noongar radio after o…

Brendon and Craig return to Noongar radio after opening night of "Race Off" in their home town of Perth Warning! Brendon says "fucking" on breakfast radio

ep 144 2 Norty Bros and Craig Quartermaine

Mon Feb 06 2017 (01:02:05)

Brendon and Craig drop in to Noongar radio to plu…

Brendon and Craig drop in to Noongar radio to plug their show at Perth fringe. Off air the hosts Sam and Jamahl shoot the shit with Craig and the results are pretty hilarious. When they come back on air Brendon and Craig dare the 2 norty broz breakfast show to not hold back. What happens next is some pretty compelling radio Warning! You won't hear Australia having this conversation anywhere else!

ep 143 Sami Shah

Wed Jan 25 2017 (01:59:51)

This Week's pod is up early. Topical as hell. So …

This Week's pod is up early. Topical as hell. So Pakistani and soon to be, new Australian Sami Shah is about to get his citizenship on Australia Day from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. He opens for Brendon in Melbourne and the crowd could give less of a shit about his back story

ep 142 Bean and Ben Elwood "Goose 911"

Sat Jan 21 2017 (01:10:09)

Bean's back. It's the last days of her holiday an…

Bean's back. It's the last days of her holiday and Ben Elwood joins she and Brendon to watch the first episode of "Life Story" where baby geese jump off a cliff. It's brutal and she reconsiders the man she married as Brendon laughs his arse off as baby geese hit the side of a cliff Warning! This is brutal!

Ep 141 Adam Briggs

Sat Jan 14 2017 (02:21:44)

Wil Anderson sets up a conversation between, hip …

Wil Anderson sets up a conversation between, hip hop artist turned comedian, Adam Briggs and Brendon. It is super awkward to begin with but fortunately wrestling breaks the ice. They get into Australia day and BB's wheelhouse black/white relations in Australia. Warning! Genuine warning! This will make you laugh, it will make you cry and leave you with more than a little impotent rage!

Brendon reacts to Meryl Streep's Golden Globes sp…

Brendon reacts to Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech. It bothered him and he tries to figure out why Warning! No studio so dodgy audio

Ep 139 Australia Day with Wil Anderson

Sun Jan 08 2017 (02:00:12)

After guesting on Wil's podcast last year, giving…

After guesting on Wil's podcast last year, giving a lot of clarity to his Australian black white relations material, Brendon revisits Wil Anderson's house and does a simulcast with Wil's hugely popular TOFOP pod. Warning! Brendon fails to finish a lot of ideas and starts rambling!

Everyone was tired and grumpy yesterday so we've …

Everyone was tired and grumpy yesterday so we've decided to do a better pod. Warning! Not as cunty

ep 138 Christmas with Bean and Luke

Mon Dec 26 2016 (44:11)

Brendon, Luke and Bean are in the Blue Mountains …

Brendon, Luke and Bean are in the Blue Mountains for Christmas Warning! Full of proper cunts!

ep 137 Road Trip w Craig Quartermaine

Sun Dec 11 2016 (01:29:59)

Craig's back! Ahead of their London run of Black …

Craig's back! Ahead of their London run of Black Comedian Craig and Brendon tape a podcast in the car on the way to work. As usual it's a very race based conversation and Craig regales Brendon of tales of returning to Perth. Warning! Contains images of two identical leather cops fucking!

Show regular Jamali Maddix has his own show on Vi…

Show regular Jamali Maddix has his own show on Viceland and Brendon loves it. He visits hate groups around the world, interviews them and then does stand up about his experiences. it's awesome. Also Brendon's son, Luke has his first dumb white guy moment and Brendon couldn't be prouder. Warning! Bring it in man!

Ep 2 of Comedians watch wrestling with Dylan Gott…

Ep 2 of Comedians watch wrestling with Dylan Gott and John Hastings Warning! It's just puerile men watching wrestling folks!

To celebrate the Black Friday 1/2 price DLC sale.…

To celebrate the Black Friday 1/2 price DLC sale. Brendon's giving away free tracks from his 1st US album "Pompously Lectures Americans" Recorded in 2009 not long after the Obama administration and a very hopeful America looking for an honest, open discussion about race. Warning! This may bum you out over how racially toxic things are now!

ep 134 Touring Post Trump w Bean

Tue Nov 22 2016 (01:04:59)

Brendon's been on the road all week so doesn't ha…

Brendon's been on the road all week so doesn't have any guests. What's it like doing stand up in a post Trump Western World? Also how altruistic can it possibly be to try and get laughs at what everybody already knows and feels. Warning! Semi-decent audio!

In the wake of the US election and trying to make…

In the wake of the US election and trying to make folks laugh in a pretty grim week, Brendon addresses his part in this and reads out a piece he wrote for The Huffington Post. After much waffle he gets around to UFC 205 and the historic MSG super card over the weekend. Warning! Contains brutal honesty regarding the self serving and the hysterical!

ep 132 - Trump reaction with Bean

Wed Nov 09 2016 (34:37)

Immediate reaction to Trump winning the white hou…

Immediate reaction to Trump winning the white house with Bean Warning! This isn't funny

SPOILER ALERT! CONTAINS MATERIAL FROM THE CURRENT…

SPOILER ALERT! CONTAINS MATERIAL FROM THE CURRENT TOUR! Brendon gets booked to do a black show in Birmingham UK. Yet again his dumb white guy kicks in and he fucks it right up. Warning! Super awkward and DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE TICKETS TO BLACK COMEDIAN TOUR SHOW

Part 13 of Brendon reading from his book/novel "F…

Part 13 of Brendon reading from his book/novel "Fear of Hat Loss in Las Vegas" Warning! Brendon's got too much spit in his mouth!

ep 129 Gina Yashere "Whoops I did it again"

Sat Oct 29 2016 (01:01:33)

We got her! Finally Gina Yashere guests on the po…

We got her! Finally Gina Yashere guests on the podcast and Brendon blows it with his 2nd most perfect dumb white guy moment since meeting Craig's wife. Titling this episode was a toss-up between, "Whoops I Did it Again" and "Dumb White Guy 2.0". Fans of the show may have heard Brendon quote Gina a number of times. Gina Yashere and Brendon go way back, despite this he still manages to fuck up almost perfectly. You'll see. Warning! The epitome of the dumb white guy lies herein!

Pt 12 of Brendon reading his book, "Fear of Hat l…

Pt 12 of Brendon reading his book, "Fear of Hat loss in Las Vegas" Warning! You can hear the pages turning!

Luke wins a prize! Also the recent Trump tapes br…

Luke wins a prize! Also the recent Trump tapes bring up a lot of locker room talk questions and what it is to be a man in 2016. Warning! Grabs you by the pussy!

Luke's back! Brendon is in Melbourne for Luke's g…

Luke's back! Brendon is in Melbourne for Luke's graduation. As Luke ends year twelve the father and son have a lot to catch up on - having not seen each other since January. Time flies and a lot happens in a young man's life in the final year of high school. In the wake of the Trump scandal they talk staggeringly honestly about sex, drugs and the strains of living so far apart. Warning! Luke is nearly a grown up now, this episode will make you feel old.

ep 125 Tom Ballard pt 2

Mon Oct 10 2016 (01:14:21)

Brendon addresses being lied to regarding the nat…

Brendon addresses being lied to regarding the nature of a recent documentary he was unwittingly made a part of. Then Part 2 of Brendon's interview with Tom Ballard. As a follow up something niggles away at Brendon, wishing to clarify the difference between political correctness and actual racism. You've never heard two men agree so emphatically whilst under the impression they represent opposing points of view. Warning! Only slightly more nuanced than last night's debates!

ep 124 Token Straight White Male

Mon Oct 10 2016 (24:00)

Brendon reads an article he wrote for comedy webs…

Brendon reads an article he wrote for comedy website chortle. Warning, he is tired and grumpy!

Brendon reads from his book "Fear of Hat Loss in …

Brendon reads from his book "Fear of Hat Loss in Los Vegas" Warning! Brendon gets told off by his wife while discussing cool things he's said before getting into a fight!

ep 122 Tom Ballard

Fri Sep 30 2016 (01:19:52)

Ep 122 To celebrate international podcast day it'…

Ep 122 To celebrate international podcast day it's an early episode with the hilarious and all round good egg, Tom Ballard. Tom is 26 yet already taking the comedy world by storm. A household name in Australia he has set his sights on the rest of the planet and it appears to be going swimmingly thank you. Brendon catches up with him in the midst of his sold out West End run. They discuss political correctness and how they each traverse it in their comedy and their most recent shows. Warning! B ...

ep 120 Tim Renkow

Sat Sep 24 2016 (54:08)

Tim Renkow is a comedian with full blown choreo-a…

Tim Renkow is a comedian with full blown choreo-athetoid cerebral palsy. He also likes making able bodied people feel very uncomfortable. Perhaps it was not the best idea to interview a man this shaky during peak hour traffic. Warning! Worst audio yet. Buses go by, the whole nine yards!

ep 118 Vir Das and Craig Quartermaine

Sat Sep 17 2016 (51:19)

On Craig and Brendon's last night in Edinburgh, t…

On Craig and Brendon's last night in Edinburgh, they go see Bollywood star and India's number 1 comic, Vir Das. They discuss punching sideways and India's surging comedy scene. Warning! Quartermaine's mike technique sucks!

ep 117 - Desiree Burch

Sun Sep 11 2016 (26:26)

Following on from last week's interview from the …

Following on from last week's interview from the Edinburgh festival fringe. Warning! I can't remember what happened in this one. I think I promised some stand up of Desiree's but couldn't get it in time

Brendon's back from the fringe! And with loads to…

Brendon's back from the fringe! And with loads to talk about, his experiences with Craig and their uber successful run of "Dumb White Guy" in prep for their World touring of "Race Off" Warning! Contains AFL footage which makes no sense to anyone but Craig!

Craig and Jamali are back! Joining them in Brendo…

Craig and Jamali are back! Joining them in Brendon's flat is 2nd generation comedian Elliot Steel. Warning! You can hear the dishwasher for the first fifteen mins

Part 2 Of Brendon's interview with South African …

Part 2 Of Brendon's interview with South African comedian Loyiso Gola as introduced by Colt Cabana Warning! Brendon's louder that Loyiso

Loyiso Gola has been the host of the number one s…

Loyiso Gola has been the host of the number one satirical news show in South Africa for nearly nine years. He and Brendon meet up as he prepares for the Edinburgh festival. Naturally, for the Dumb White Guy podcast they get into race and comedy. Warning! Loyiso drops more "n" bombs than Brendon

Brendon reads his book again. Nuff said Warning! …

Brendon reads his book again. Nuff said Warning! Actually stops mid-chapter to barbecue

Following on from last week's podcast - somewhat …

Following on from last week's podcast - somewhat incredulous to find himself shooting a major role in Chile for a major feature film with Antonio Banderas, Brendon is rather abruptly sent home. Returning to a UK in turmoil after the Brexit vote. Brendon labours over what he might have done wrong and comes up more than a little short. Warning! Never ask the guy if he's the guy!

Brendon closes the download festival comedy tent,…

Brendon closes the download festival comedy tent, going on well after midnight. To his surprise the tent is filled with fans, who almost sing along with some of his wrestling material. Warning! Dodgy audio but what do you expect? Pay for the good stuff you f**kers!

Ep 102 Game of Thrones Not Explained

Thu Jun 02 2016 (24:53)

Bean discovers that Brendon has been watching Gam…

Bean discovers that Brendon has been watching Game of Thrones with her for five years now, without really not knowing what's going on at all. Warning! This is not a fan podcast!

Ep 101 Brendon and The Latin Americans

Sun May 29 2016 (36:36)

It's Sunday morning and Brendon's wondering what …

It's Sunday morning and Brendon's wondering what to give out for free. He finds some old footage of him doing stand up when he and Bean were on a break. It's in front of a mostly Latin American audience and there's some good stuff there and the idea for the "Dumb White Guy" podcast is clearly brewing. Warning! There may be an audible fart somewhere in there!

Ep 100 AMA With Luke Freeman Burns

Sat May 21 2016 (52:58)

It's episode 100 and who better to have on the sh…

It's episode 100 and who better to have on the show than Luke? Warning! Contains a Dad and a teenager trying to relate to one another over skype!

Ahead of releasing his latest special "Selfies in…

Ahead of releasing his latest special "Selfies in The Grand Canyon" Brendon releases all the "B sides" that didn't make the cut absolutely free, including John Hastings intro. SPOILER ALERT! Some material you may have heard and some is in his new touring show "Dumb White Guy"

Brendon accidentally sees a snippet of the Voice …

Brendon accidentally sees a snippet of the Voice where a trans person gets mistaken for an old lady by the judges. What ensues pisses him right off. Oh and it's the warm day in the UK and Bean's a little drunk... and on her period, so naturally Brendon immediately hits record. Then they listen to the trigglypuff viral video. Warning! Contains one more old fuck talking about trigglypuff!

Ep 97 Locked Out With Bean

Sun May 01 2016 (46:18)

Brendon locks himself out of his car in Liverpool…

Brendon locks himself out of his car in Liverpool, leaving him with no guest this week. As usual it's Bean to the rescue. Warning! Contains a man telling his wife a long boring story about locking himself out!

Ep 96 - Stewart Lee

Sun Apr 24 2016 (02:01:12)

Stewart Lee is one of the more polarising figures…

Stewart Lee is one of the more polarising figures in British comedy. In the past he has been very vocal in his criticism of other comedians, which Brendon has been pretty vocal about. They hash it out and it turns out there's a fair degree of mutual admiration going on. They get into separating the man from the stage persona, James Corden, Stew's TV series, Michael Mcintyre and if it's possible to pander to critical acclaim. Warning! Contains two men in their forties talking into socks while po ...

Ep 95 Omid Djalili

Sun Apr 17 2016 (01:08:25)

Star of such blockbusters as "The Mummy" and "Gla…

Star of such blockbusters as "The Mummy" and "Gladiator", Omid Djalili is an award winning British Iranian comedian. Brendon stops by his house to discuss his controversial TV series, "The Omid Djalili Show" and how on September 12th 2001, when all his gigs were cancelled he genuinely thought his career might be over. Warning! Contains a man wearing a velour blanket yet somehow pulling it off!

Alt Commentary to Wrestlemania 32 with John Rober…

Alt Commentary to Wrestlemania 32 with John Robertson @robbotron and Brendon Burns @brendonburns Warning! They're politically incorrect and you can't teach that!

Ep 94 Where's Skedaddle With Bean

Sun Apr 10 2016 (51:32)

Bean and Brendon are in bed of a Sunday morning t…

Bean and Brendon are in bed of a Sunday morning talking about how their cat went missing for five days Warning! Contains a couple talking about their fucking cat!

Ep 92 Nightmare Heckler In Adelaide

Wed Mar 30 2016 (39:29)

Brendon has his worst live show at the Adelaide f…

Brendon has his worst live show at the Adelaide fringe. A persistent heckler will not shut the f*** up. Thereby proving his point that we live in the age of the selfie. Warning! Dodgy audio of Brendon bombing and getting angry. You know the score by now!

Furthering on his many conversations with Craig, …

Furthering on his many conversations with Craig, Brendon interviews indigenous comics Lindsay Webb and Steph Tisdell in front of three punters. Proving that one should never cancel a show the guys have a blast. Brendon asks them the difference between performing in Australia and overseas. And if they notice a difference being an aboriginal Australian in other countries. Warning! Surprisingly not awkward!

It is the day after the gig and the boys look to …

It is the day after the gig and the boys look to the future. Warning! Brendon gets it right and then fucks it up by pointing out he got it right!

Mostly stand up. Craig and Brendon succeed in get…

Mostly stand up. Craig and Brendon succeed in getting an indigenous audience together with an all star line up of international comics at the Perth Fringe festival. Warning! contains an audience so loud and appreciative at times it's hard to hear the comics!

Brendon leaves Adelaide and deems it the new Live…

Brendon leaves Adelaide and deems it the new Liverpool. Then he and Craig prepare for their all Indigenous show in Perth Warning! Sorry this is late. But so much audio is on the way you'll be sick of us!

Part 3 of the series Brendon and Craig appear on …

Part 3 of the series Brendon and Craig appear on Noongar radio, in an attempt to rustle up an all Australian Aboriginal audience. Warning! Contains a white guy on a black radio station!

GREAT EPISODE! Part 2 of Closing the Chasm. Brend…

GREAT EPISODE! Part 2 of Closing the Chasm. Brendon is guilty of everything he tries to avoid. Nuff said Warning! Contains awkward accountability!

IF YOU ONLY LISTEN TO ONE SERIES OF DWG MAKE IT T…

IF YOU ONLY LISTEN TO ONE SERIES OF DWG MAKE IT THIS. If anything should typify this podcast it will be this series. Brendon tries to set up an all indigenous show with the aid of fellow comedian Craig Quartemaine. It's weird for both of them and the two men try and work through some shit as some sort of microcosm of black/white relations in Australia. A narrative unfolds with hilarious and at times heartwarming results. Warning! Set aside some time to hear all of this

Ep 84 Old School W Rob, Woody And Huey

Tue Feb 09 2016 (01:31:08)

GREAT EPISODE! As a follow up to his interview wi…

GREAT EPISODE! As a follow up to his interview with Kyran Wheatley, Rhys Nicholson and Luke, Brendon catches up with his oldest school and neighbourhood friends: Rob, Woody and Huey in Rob's backyard. The influence they've had on Brendon's outlook and sense of humour becomes pretty apparent. While trying to angle towards their take on gay marriage the conversation goes all sorts of places and some pretty heavy duty trips down memory lane. If your favourite episodes are ones that probe into Brend ...

Just to keep you going, the final show of the chr…

Just to keep you going, the final show of the christmas run. Warning! This was one and half months ago. I cannot remember what I should warn you about

Luke's back! The revelation that some of Luke's s…

Luke's back! The revelation that some of Luke's schoolmates are gay and no one really cares, prompts Brendon to bring in Australian gay and pan-sexual comedians Rhys Nicholson and Kyran Wheatley to find out when this happened and the promising implications this has for Australian civil partnerships in the future. Warning! Despite the best of intentions, Brendon says faggot a lot!

Dumb White Guy live in London. Warning! I can't r…

Dumb White Guy live in London. Warning! I can't remember what happened during this one.

Bean's back. After the Christmas break Bean and B…

Bean's back. After the Christmas break Bean and Brendon have some bedroom tales. Also Brendon doubles as a Santa for the farm shop over the Christmas break and does his best not to swear at 5 year olds with some success. Warning! Has some really gruesome images involving gibbons

After going viral for all the wrong reasons in "t…

After going viral for all the wrong reasons in "that" video. The "hecklers" Steve and Sajeela appear together with Brendon on stage for the first time since 2008. They are joined by the uK's fastest rising comedy star Katherine Ryan and a set from the hilarious Desiree Burch. Warning! This synopsis contains too many inverted commas!

It's Christmas and not a sod was allowed. Just be…

It's Christmas and not a sod was allowed. Just before the break Brendon and friends congregate for unfiltered chat with no office work dos allowed Warning! Contains no pricks on their christmas work do

Opening night of the London run of Dumb White guy…

Opening night of the London run of Dumb White guy with a bang and a shart. Mike Wilmott has been drinking since six and gets a little "racey" one minute Ola looks like he might strangle him, the next he's howling with laughter. Things descend into chaos fairly rapidly and to top things off Brendon has to leave the show when a bout of explosive diarrhoea strikes. Comedian Wayne Deakin jumps in unannounced and fills in the Australian side of things tix still avail: http://www.seetickets.com/artist ...

Ep 76 - Brendon Bombs At A Christmas Show

Mon Dec 07 2015 (01:07:09)

It's Christmas time and even at one of the most r…

It's Christmas time and even at one of the most reputable clubs in one of the comedy capitals of the world, the Christmas party, works do crowd rear their ugly stupid heads. Warning! Contains bankable material bombing!

Final part of Brendon's road trip involves super …

Final part of Brendon's road trip involves super dodgy audio from an actual radio station. Daniel shows off his patter by chatting up the young lady presenter. Oh and Jamali finally lets him touch his hair Warning! Seriously annoying audio - this time it's not Brendon's fault

To celebrate the Black Friday deal on @prowrestli…

To celebrate the Black Friday deal on @prowrestlingtees the boys do a retro ppv commentary of the 1990 WWE survivor series. Including the debut of the Undertaker Warning! Contains smarks being smarky in retrospect

It's back... taken from the live stream during th…

It's back... taken from the live stream during the 2015 Survivor Series. It's not really commentary and it's not really a podcast. Warning! You'll be listening to three men half watch something

Brendon does an unlikely run of enjoyable gigs in…

Brendon does an unlikely run of enjoyable gigs in working men's clubs in Northumberland. Then in the penultimate part of his Baltic tour with Louis Zezeran, Daniel Veinbergs and Jamali Maddix a drunk female heckler gets what she deserves in front a frankly, quite stunned crowd. Then the next day the boys inform Brendon of events after the gig when Daniel bumps into her in a pub Warning! Contains dodgy audio of a young pretty girl being a twat!

Ep 73 Road To Estonia Pt 3

Sat Nov 14 2015 (43:38)

The boys cross the Latvian border into Estonia. T…

The boys cross the Latvian border into Estonia. The premise of the show itself comes up, as Brendon maps out what he wants the show to be - a safe haven for comics of different backgrounds to come together and speak as freely as they do backstage. Warning! Contains a shit load of n-bombs!

Ep 72 Road To Estonia Pt 2

Sat Nov 07 2015 (01:01:54)

It's part 2 of the boys car journey to Estonia fr…

It's part 2 of the boys car journey to Estonia from Latvia. Warning! Contains a very awkward racial discussion

Episode 71 Road To Estonia Part 1

Sat Oct 31 2015 (53:52)

Don't miss this! New show format! I think it's ti…

Don't miss this! New show format! I think it's time to admit that Brendon is obsessed with race and other cultures. So why not say what we are on the tin. Brendon is on tour across the Baltic with Australian Louis Zezeran, Jamaican English comedian Jamali Maddix and local young comedian Daniel Veinbergs. Daniel has never been outside of the Baltic region and this is the first time he has met a black "gentleman". With no filter or real field of reference hilarity ensues. This is what Dumb White G ...

It's a name change! After travelling across Eston…

It's a name change! After travelling across Estonia Brendon realises that the show needs a shake up and probably better definition. Warning! Contains N-bombs and F-bombs and scat

Part 2 Of Brendon and John's tour across Switzerl…

Part 2 Of Brendon and John's tour across Switzerland. Warning! Contains way too many references to Nazi gold

Brendon and John are in Switzerland, the first sh…

Brendon and John are in Switzerland, the first shows do not go well, but a woman who works at Philip Morris saves the day kind of. Warning! Supremely dodgy audio of a live show

Brendon and John watch WWE network special Live f…

Brendon and John watch WWE network special Live from MSG Big Show versus Lesnar whilst touring Switzerland Warning! It's wrestling, you should know that by now!

Breakfast at the Burns household with Bean and Ad…

Breakfast at the Burns household with Bean and Adam Bloom. The topic soon turns to Brendon getting complaints at a synagogue booked by Adam and Adam getting heckled at the opening of dismaland by an offended 12 year old girl Warning! Contains yelling in a kitchen born of a cupcake breakfast sugar rush!

Ep 66 Free Album! Not For Everyone

Tue Sep 29 2015 (01:18:09)

Yup, Brendon's 2003 album "Not for Everyone is co…

Yup, Brendon's 2003 album "Not for Everyone is coming to you lock stock and absolutely free. Plus "No Fucking Christmas Parties" London lineups announced. Warning! Contains a lot of stand up that in hindsight sounds a bit silly

Ep 65 Nick Diaz And The Ejaculating Dog

Wed Sep 23 2015 (40:47)

Brendon discusses the Nick Diaz suspension and on…

Brendon discusses the Nick Diaz suspension and on his way home after he and John Hastings recorded their NOC alt commentary they see a dog shit so hard it cums. Warning! Contains canine ejaculate!

alt commentary companion to WWE night of champion…

alt commentary companion to WWE night of champions 2015

Brendon continues on from his conversation with B…

Brendon continues on from his conversation with Bean and provides a running commentary to Trump's speech in Texas. Then as promised some super dodgy audio from his set where he decided to just lay across the empty chairs in the front row Warning! Contains Trump and shitty audio!

Brendon announces that Outside the Box 2 is defin…

Brendon announces that Outside the Box 2 is definitely happening. Including a London run of The Brendon Burns Show Live. With the added caveat that they will not be accepting office Christmas parties. Brendon worries that listening to Donald Trump has made him too politically unaware of the rest of the world. Then Bean joins the show to spot the differences in one particular bit from the beginning of the fringe to the end. Warning! Contains the same bit twice!

Ep 62 Brendon Bombs For An Hour

Wed Sep 09 2015 (48:54)

If you like bombing and awkwardness then this epi…

If you like bombing and awkwardness then this episode is for you! It's Brendon's worst show of the Edinburgh festival run. Just hours after many people around the world inadvertently saw a US local news reporter and her cameraman get shot by a disgruntled worker on twitter, Brendon must take to the stage and try and make people laugh. Clearly neither he or they feel like being there after witnessing such harrowing footage. He doesn't realise that that's what happened until 24 hours later, making ...

Ep 61, Screwing Myself Out Of A Root

Thu Sep 03 2015 (33:44)

Brendon's back on the farm. He gets the morning h…

Brendon's back on the farm. He gets the morning horn but might have made a rod for his back with two particular bits of material. Warning! Contains a dick made of shit!

Ask and you shall receive. Here is the theme tune…

Ask and you shall receive. Here is the theme tune to the show. It's called "RD" and is by Perth band "Dave"

After a record 16-18 hours sleep (He got up at 3a…

After a record 16-18 hours sleep (He got up at 3am to make cereal) Brendon cuts together a podcast from one gig at the fest when a baby was in the audience. Brendon tries to teach the infant some swear words but eventually makes her cry once addressing his issues with white people. Warning! Contains a fully grown man yelling "big hairy pussy" at a baby!

Ep 59 Live In Edinburgh Final live show

Tue Aug 25 2015 (57:38)

Live in Edinburgh Huge show! Too many guests to f…

Live in Edinburgh Huge show! Too many guests to fit in the title Stuart Goldsmith and Colt Cabana discuss the correlation between wrestling and stand up. Then Mark Chavez and Graham Clark join the show to give BB some shit about his obsession with Pakistani honey mangoes. Plus musical guests Christian Riley and the mad genius behind the free fringe Peter Buckley Hill Warning! No warning!

WWE Summerslam Alt Commentary Pt 3

Tue Aug 25 2015 (54:31)

Part 3 Warning! Seriously. It is just us watching…

Part 3 Warning! Seriously. It is just us watching wrestling!

WWE Summerslam Alt commentary Pt 2

Tue Aug 25 2015 (01:52:33)

Part 2 Warning! If you don't know what this means…

Part 2 Warning! If you don't know what this means avoid like the plague

Wwe Summerslam Alt Commentary Part 1

Mon Aug 24 2015 (01:07:25)

Not really a podcast and not really commentary Wa…

Not really a podcast and not really commentary Warning! Just wrestling!

Conversation. I think we tried to get Ari some mu…

Conversation. I think we tried to get Ari some mushrooms. Warning! May induce psycho-active flashbacks!

Live at the Liquid Annexxe Rooms at the Edinburgh…

Live at the Liquid Annexxe Rooms at the Edinburgh festival fringe. Brendon's guests are bone fide movie star, Matthew Lillard and comedian Kyle Kinaine. Brendon inadvertently insults both his guests when he is under the impression he is being complimentary. Fortunately they are both awesome blokes and it turns into a fairly neat little interview. Matthew ends up probing Brendon deeper than he intended, asking how he will deal with wider success if he insists on doing gigs in what can only be des ...

Ep 56 - More Dutch Radio

Tue Aug 04 2015 (47:21)

Brendon has just moved into his Edinburgh flat an…

Brendon has just moved into his Edinburgh flat and preps for what promises to be hours of content over the next month. So to keep you going until then here is the 2nd part of his interview on the Wilko and Arie show in Amsterdam

Finally! The final part of Brendon's trip to the …

Finally! The final part of Brendon's trip to the Singapore fringe. Imran gets upset about Jackie Chan for some reason with Rizal. Rizal is too damn high to really say much about anything, then Amogh and Daniel join the festivities Warning! The accents in this podcast are real, no one is being racist.

Ep 53 Chortle Seminar Keynote Address

Sun Jul 12 2015 (01:04:57)

Brendon gives a keynote address at the top of the…

Brendon gives a keynote address at the top of the Chortle seminar at 930 in the morning in the middle of the biggest tube strike in London for years. Despite this, it actually goes pretty well Warning! Contains jokes not irony.

Ep 52 Luke, Bean And Peter Berner

Sun Jul 12 2015 (01:04:06)

Bean and Luke return in an attempt to sell ticket…

Bean and Luke return in an attempt to sell tickets. They read "sex scenes" from Brendon's mother's first novel and spice them up a little. Then in the second half it's an interview with Australian comedian , satirist, painter and game show host Peter Berner in the green room from the Singapore comedy fringe Warning! Luke says jizz

Holy cow! Our first fight. Taped in the green roo…

Holy cow! Our first fight. Taped in the green room at the last night of the Singapore fringe. Butch and Dana get into a fight about racism in America while Indian comedian Vir Das delivers solid gold that everyone ignores. Warning! Features Western cunts being Western cunts!

Brendon drags Butch and Imran to a gay picnic. As…

Brendon drags Butch and Imran to a gay picnic. As technically protests are illegal in Singapore. After passive aggressively being dropped miles away by their cab driver they go looking for Sammy See and co... In Brendon's absence Butch and Imran get searched by the police. Insuring that the boys aren't reporting overseas. Warning! Contains really dodgy audio and some men hugging the shit out of some other men in a park

It's day 2 of Singapore fringe and Brendon catche…

It's day 2 of Singapore fringe and Brendon catches up with local comedians Sammy See and Sharul Channa. Things take a heart wrenching turn when Sammy reveals what he can and cannot say on stage as an openly gay comedian, prompting Brendon to join him at pinkdot 2015. Also Singaporean comedy legend Kumar arrives and makes grumpy grunts in the background. More on him later Warning! Gets a bit gay... AGAIN!

It's the Singapore festival and Brendon is not mi…

It's the Singapore festival and Brendon is not minutes in his hotel before he bumps into the organiser Johnathon Atherton and fellow comedian Butch Bradley. Apparently through a mix of oxycontin and vodka Brendon and Butch try to piece Johnathon's night back together, which includes getting booed off of his own opening night and some well hung transvestites. They soon move on to THAT Louis CK rumour and Brendon offers that with a lot more young women in the work place, a lot of stand ups might w ...

Ep 47 The Return of the Bean

Wed Jun 10 2015 (53:18)

Bean's back! Bean and Brendon are lying back in b…

Bean's back! Bean and Brendon are lying back in bed discussing they're recent body consciousness. Warning! Luke! Don't listen to this! Loads of references to Dad's specific penis going into a specific vagina

Ep 46 - Kate Copstick

Wed Jun 03 2015 (01:42:12)

Cracking episode! Kate Copstick used to be on pla…

Cracking episode! Kate Copstick used to be on play school, now she crushes dreams. Copstick is one of the most feared and revered comedy critics in the UK and she most certainly has not always been Been Brendon's biggest fan. In a very candid interview Brendon voices what he sees to be the flaws in the UK's comedy criticism industry and tries to delve a bit deeper into what's behind the mask of the self professed "cunt" of comedy criticism. She admits freely that she is a failed comic and that p ...

Great episode! Simulcast with Bryan Lacey's "Stan…

Great episode! Simulcast with Bryan Lacey's "Stand up Throwdown" podcast. UFC women's division fighter Leslie Smith joins the show live from the US. We don't want anything she said (or was asked) to be taken out of context but let's just say it's a very candid chat about women's MMA (We are a comedy podcast not a journalistic one after all) So just give this a listen as Brendon asks his obligatory dumb white guy questions with hilarious results. Ju Jitsu practitioner and fellow comedian Iszi Law ...

Part 3 is now up Warning! We are so fucking inter…

Part 3 is now up Warning! We are so fucking internet!

WWE Summerslam 89 Alt Commentary Pt 2

Sat May 23 2015 (01:11:04)

Part 2 Warning! Contains racist lady in the audie…

Part 2 Warning! Contains racist lady in the audience

We went retro. Part 1 of our alt commentary to WW…

We went retro. Part 1 of our alt commentary to WWE Summerslam 89. It aint a podcast or commentary Warning! Contains severe gallows humour!

Ahead of his hilarious West End run Eddie swings …

Ahead of his hilarious West End run Eddie swings by to share why news shared by throwing a hat in the air can only be good. John and Robin start some Twin Peaks talk and Robin and Brendon have a follow up conversation about his 12 Carols for Godless people shows. Warning! Contains some pretty baffling news about the poles shifting!

WWE Payback Alt Commentary Pt 3

Wed May 20 2015 (49:47)

Part 3It's neither a podcast or a commentary... b…

Part 3It's neither a podcast or a commentary... but it is something. Sync up with Payback and act as if you're in the house with us Warning! Makes no sense without the ppv

WWE Payback Alt Commentary 2015 Pt 2 -

Wed May 20 2015 (50:57)

Part 2It's neither a podcast or a commentary... b…

Part 2It's neither a podcast or a commentary... but it is something. Sync up with Payback and act as if you're in the house with us Warning! Makes no sense without the ppv

Wwe Payback Alt Commentary - 2015 Pt 1

Wed May 20 2015 (01:23:12)

It's neither a podcast or a commentary... but it …

It's neither a podcast or a commentary... but it is something. Sync up with Payback and act as if you're in the house with us Warning! Makes no sense without the ppv

God dammit this episode rocks. Joining Brendon in…

God dammit this episode rocks. Joining Brendon in the studio are comedians Dane Baptiste, Ola the Comedian and Prince Abdi. Ahead of their charity do "Black Lives Matter" in aid of the Stephen Lawrence charitable trust at the comedy store in London. Brendon asks some dumb white guy questions about the black circuit and stereotypes attributed to different nationalities within the UK's black community. Brendon admits how much he craves black approval. They get into everything from the riots in Bal ...

Ep 42 Robin Ince - 07 05 2015

Thu May 07 2015 (01:12:37)

Part 2 of Tuesday's live stream. In terms of buil…

Part 2 of Tuesday's live stream. In terms of building your own audience Robin Ince is the man. What's more, he regularly shares the stage with some of the greatest minds of our time. In a more intimate one on one; Brendon broaches this with him and asks if he knows that a lot of comics are intimidated by him. Given his standing Brendon suggests he might want to be less judgemental of other people's work. Robin has no idea this is how he is viewed and is fairly mortified. Brendon also shares his ...

John Hastings has just returned from Brendon's ho…

John Hastings has just returned from Brendon's home town of Perth. Which quickly segues into how Phil once broke his cock while shagging. Robin Ince joins the show and manages to convince the boys that Neil deGrasse Tyson was in Starship Jefferson or Jefferson Airplane. One of the two I can't remember now. Warning! Contains a lot of yelling about what Phil's balls looked like when herniated

Someone sends Brendon old footage of the 11 O'clo…

Someone sends Brendon old footage of the 11 O'clock Show from the late nineties. He is appalled. That's it. It's a short one because it's unbearable. If enough of you like it he'll do more Warning! Contains shiteing, not biting, political satire

The inexplicably popular alt commentary podcast i…

The inexplicably popular alt commentary podcast is back. Not really a podcast. Not really commentary. Sync this up with WWE extreme rules 2015. This time John and Brendon are in front of a live audience. Stay tuned for when we're live in a town near you Warning! Not synced up this makes no sense

Live from Jungle Studios, Barry Castagnola joins …

Live from Jungle Studios, Barry Castagnola joins the podcast for the first time! And curators of found footage festival - Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher show them some weird vhs footage from around the world. Brendon has some footage of his own, including today's latest casually racist remark on Australian breakfast TV and a video that turns out to probably be a hoax. When the FFF guys leave Barry and Brendon go over Brendon's horrible diarrhoea incident on the way to Hartlepool yesterday. Warni ...

Brendon and John are in a Burrito bar in Southsea…

Brendon and John are in a Burrito bar in Southsea. Brendon is outraged that it's listed as Portsmouth. He then inadvertently offends a Polish man who walks out. Separately, Brendon listens to and analyses some clips from his collectors edition LP of Burnsy versus Brendon. He gets a bit choked up and Bean adds some much needed levity to the situation Warning! Gets a bit wussy!

Adam Bloom is the guest and Josh Howie also swing…

Adam Bloom is the guest and Josh Howie also swings by just before his West End run of "AIDS a Survivor's Story" commences. Due to not being able to follow something that occurred at his Saturday show, Brendon discusses with the pair what a different beast Saturday night is. Are audiences more entitled to entitlement of a Saturday? They move on to Cosby rape heckles and each of their own particular angsts in the art form of stand up Warning! I'm having trouble recalling all that was said

Ep 36 The Swinging Voter

Sat Apr 18 2015 (01:17:52)

Recorded at the Cereal Killer Cafe London. Brendo…

Recorded at the Cereal Killer Cafe London. Brendon gets it right for once. During John's set some rather scary muscular folk declare proudly they plan on voting UKIP. Brendon devotes his entire set into changing their minds. Warning! Contains openly racist heckles.

Ep 35 Luke Freeman Burns And John Robertson

Wed Apr 15 2015 (01:11:11)

Live from Jungle Studios. YES! An actual studio. …

Live from Jungle Studios. YES! An actual studio. The show now streams live 7pm Tuesdays on google hangout and youtube. Luke and John are back on the podcast. It gets filthy and heavy fast. Warning! This broadcast treats you like you're fifteen

Ep 34 Luke And Bean Qand A (part 3)

Fri Apr 10 2015 (01:01:25)

Final part of Luke, Bean and Brendon's Easter spe…

Final part of Luke, Bean and Brendon's Easter special 3 -parter answering psychologist Arthur Aron's "36 questions to intimacy" Warning! contains and Aussie tit confusing Oscar Wilde's lifetime with Noel Coward's

Luke, Bean and Brendon are still in the yard and …

Luke, Bean and Brendon are still in the yard and so is next door’s lawnmower. Bean suggests Luke and Brendon answer social psychologist, Arthur Aron’s 36 questions designed to bring strangers closer together. As usual, a podcast with Luke and Brendon that began with dick and shit jokes evolves into something quite revealing and earnest. Warning! Contains bonding exercises and genuine bonding… followed by dick jokes.

Luke’s back! It’s the first day of spring (kinda)…

Luke’s back! It’s the first day of spring (kinda) and Brendon, Bean and Luke are enjoying the sounds of spring, except for next door’s lawnmower. Luke tries to explain Reddit to Brendon for the hundredth time and Brendon tries to explain women to Luke for the first with disastrous results. Bean professes why Brendon proposing to her was probably a terrible decision that worked out OK. Oh and they break down the funniest thing Bean has ever said in her sleep Part 1 of 3 Warning! May contain (w ...

Ep 28 Brighton (live) W John Robertson Pt 2

Thu Mar 19 2015 (01:21:22)

Part 2 of Brendon and John's Outside the Box live…

Part 2 of Brendon and John's Outside the Box live tour date recording in a downstairs basement in Brighton. John turns into Tim Minchin and explains what happens in an S and M threesome. Some drunk guys get out of hand and have to be set straight. John also regales Brendon with some of his greatest failures and a story about a comic who remains nameless but once took a shit on a floor and had to leave town (Or at least so the "Urban Legend goes) and John has to explain to Brendon the difference ...

Another live episode from the Outside the Box tou…

Another live episode from the Outside the Box tour. John Robertson joins Brendon for some utterly shambolic fun. Before the show Brendon and the audience watch John prepare on stage as he is unwittingly filmed and projected onto a screen upstairs. John also proceeds to skull people's drinks and regales us with tales of S & M threesomes and a gruesome tale regarding his grandmother's ashes. Brendon fails to remember the age of a gay couple who like wrestling yet remembers the time he got walk out ...

Wwe Fast Lane Alt Commentary (Part 2)

Tue Feb 24 2015 (01:29:52)

Part 2... nuff said

This is neither a podcast or a commentary. It's d…

This is neither a podcast or a commentary. It's dodgy audio taken from a google hang out while Brendon and John watch WWE Fast Lane

Brendon is sick in Cardiff and given how no one w…

Brendon is sick in Cardiff and given how no one writes reviews for the podcast he puts his money where his mouth is and posts positive comments on trip advisor like a sad old man. The live audio in Newport is from a bizarre room where he suspects white supremacist punk bands frequent.Then for the final part of he and Luke's Outback Adventure Brendon tries to hard to wrap things up in a neat little bundle and pisses Luke right off. Oh and the live audio in Newport is dodgy as hell. Sorry about th ...

We've retrieved some files! Part 7 sees Brendon a…

We've retrieved some files! Part 7 sees Brendon and Luke finally make it to Cairns airport on Christmas eve with not a lot of time to spare. At first things are more than a little tense as both of them are a little overtired. But they soon enough get back into the swing of things. Mostly unedited for your listening pleasure Warning! Contains long silences

This episode was produced by Luke and it's just a…

This episode was produced by Luke and it's just as well. Due to some lost audio we've jumped ahead a bit. With the working title, "Pornography Dinosaurs and Monster energy drink" pretty much says it all. After so many awkward conversations Luke gets to exact his revenge by reading out a pitch Brendon wrote to Monster in an attempt to gain sponsorship. It's awkward Warning! Awkward. Just super cringeworthy.

With a 530am start and over 1000kms from the Nort…

With a 530am start and over 1000kms from the Northern Territory to Queensland in one day the boys cover a lot of ground figuratively and literally. It starts off innocently (and sleepily) enough with their usual trivial banter like Mr T's induction into the WWE's hall of fame and what it would be like to have your first period but the whole thing takes a turn for the tender when they get onto the subject of their long distance father/son relationship. Warning! Contains long comfortable and unc ...

Wwe Royal Rumble Alt Commentary Part 2

Mon Jan 26 2015 (01:20:10)

Part 2 of the biggest abortion pay per view since…

Part 2 of the biggest abortion pay per view since last year Warning! Contains John's noisy fucking couch throughout!

WWE Royal Rumble Alt Commentary Part 1

Mon Jan 26 2015 (01:30:06)

You've got to be f---ing kidding us. Boooo! If yo…

You've got to be f---ing kidding us. Boooo! If you don't know what I'm talking about give this one a miss. Regular podcast on Wednesday Warning! Contains the sound of John's leather couch throughout!

It's back! After losing his laptop in the Middle …

It's back! After losing his laptop in the Middle East Brendon salvages all his audio files and finally pieces together this lump of shit. Luke and Brendon make their way through the Northern Territory when they largely have a dumb off trying to work out if pink is a colour or not. After the events in Kununurra they commit to stopping for the next hitcher they come across with fairly revolting results. Warning may contain two idiots failing to comprehend anything they start. It's an average epis ...

The boys make their way to Fitzroy crossing and d…

The boys make their way to Fitzroy crossing and discover it's a place to get the hell out of. They discover pretty quickly that if they'd made it in time to cross the Tanami desert they'd have died in two days without doubt. He teaches Luke how to poo in the bush which turns out to be more difficult than he first presumes.An altercation in Kununurra forces Brendon to check his own racism. Includes excerpts from his Melbourne show and the album "Pompously Lectures Americans. Available on iTunes, ...

After the campervan broke down on the very first …

After the campervan broke down on the very first day, Brendon and Luke finally hit the road as the sun sets. Leading them to make a very dangerous decision. They discuss racism in different contexts and how not to die in the Australian outback. Warning! May contain truly terrible audio and a couple of "N" bombs

It's happening! Thanks to a campervan relocation …

It's happening! Thanks to a campervan relocation company and inspired by his chat with Matt Okine, Brendon and his boy Luke are headed for Uluru through some of the toughest terrain on the planet. Luke is frightened about getting kidnapped and divulges what's gross about being Brendon's son. They discuss the Sydney siege and what each expects out of their journey. Interwoven with some of the very stand up that grosses Luke out. Warning! Contains references to Brendon's specific penis going into ...

No podcast per se this week. Just Brendon's solo …

No podcast per se this week. Just Brendon's solo show and he and his son winding his Mum up about her forthcoming book release

Part 2 of bb's interview w Matt takes a weird twi…

Part 2 of bb's interview w Matt takes a weird twist and Matt turns the tables and probes Brendon pretty heavily. He ends up revealing what he chose as his higher power in rehab and how it led to a life beyond his wildest dreams as promised. And how it ended up giving him the idea for "So I Suppose This is Offensive Now" and why he can't rightfully completely define himself as an atheist. It gets back to Matt and he talks in depth about a Ghanian cousin who gave him his idea for his award winning ...

Ghanian-Australian Matt Okine has a killer toaste…

Ghanian-Australian Matt Okine has a killer toaster bit.... 'nuff said right? They get into likeability and Matt adeptly turns the tables on Brendon and ends up asking some pretty probing questions Warning! Contains toaster material!

Episode 10 I Want My 100 Bucks Back

Wed Nov 26 2014 (43:56)

Brendon gets into an argument with a young female…

Brendon gets into an argument with a young female heckler within thirty seconds of setting foot onstage at an Australian christmas party package show. Needless to say hilarity does not ensue. He bets her 20 bucks he can win her back and ends up losing 100. Warning! Contains explicit content, dodgy audio and two people being total arseholes that end up changing their minds

By now you know what this is right? It's an alter…

By now you know what this is right? It's an alternative commentary podcast, that's neither a podcast or a commentary. It's John and Brendon shooting the shit (from across the globe no less) while they half watch a wrestling pay-per-view. But it takes less to no time for them to get into Bill Cosby rape allegations and Vince's waxed eyebrows.