Warped

  • 252. Episode 252 - Schisms

    49:21
    If you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes.
  • 251. Episode 251 - Relics

    54:59
    On this weeks Warped, we welcome back an old favorite(I won't spoil it but he's everyone's favorite alcoholic, sex worker killer from TOS).  On the agenda this week is how quick do people get tired of old people, The great career of Martin Short and we play another round of everyone's new favorite game.  Enjoy
  • 250. Episode 250 - Man of the People

    49:48
    It's our Semiquincentennial episode and it's a doozy.  As we plow into season 6 we come upon the worst rated episode this season so it's nice to get it out of the way early.  Aside from the usual banter, Shawn brings a new game to the crew.  
  • Episode 61 - Spock's Brain (Bonus Commentary)

    08:10
    Hipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2.  And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell! 
  • Episode 62 - The Enterprise Incident (Bonus Commentary)

    04:16
    Cheez-Its.Mommy Porn.Cheez-Its.Mommy Porn.50 Shades of Phat Money. 
  • 249. Episode 249 - Realm of Fear

    49:06
    On today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!!   The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen.  In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...!  Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking water, we discuss men's reluctancy to go to the doctor (don't be a Barclay see a doctor is there's something wrong).  Enjoy
  • Episode 60 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 2) (Bonus Commentary)

    05:01
    If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain?A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area.B) Buttery, Teflon-coated spider webs shoot out of your orifices. It feels really good, looks like mozzarella stringed cheese, and tastes like... well, use your Warped After Dark Imagination why don't you.C) Narcoleptic fits during periods of severe emotional distress. Uncontrollable urge to fidget spin spider webs at all other times.D) Intense pain, sweating, nausea and vomiting. Teary eyes, difficulty breathing. If you find your starship engaged at warp 9 for more than 14 hours, avoid all energized clouds and contact your nearest Federated Poison Control Center immediately.Or would you just be stupid and dead? Welcome to Warped bonus commentary episodes, folks! Do we even care what "superpower" means? 
  • Episode 59 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 1) (Bonus Commentary)

    08:02
    Scheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus contentINTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE. Wanted by Federation Alliance.ALIAS: Warped Crew.DISTINGUISHING MARKS AND CHARACTERISTICS: Weird, funny sounding voices. P may have a deformed left thumb and missing rib cage. M is between 150 and 370 m&ms tall. Q may be balding or may be bald or has balded and will bald.CHARGES: Endangerment of their own selves by podcasting amongst black widow spiders while consuming inordinate amounts of Taco Bell. Dangerous and outlawed body modification experiments to allow human-microphone hybrid interfacing. Early to late-80's pirating of shitty old school live-action Disney movies on VHS tapes from local mom'n'pop video shops. Failure to be kind and rewind. 
  • 248. Episode 248 - Time's Arrow Part 2

    50:41
    I know we say this a lot, but we're back.  Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money.  We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go.  Anyways  we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year.  It's a new year and we are starting off with a new season.  That's right it's season 6 of Next Generation and we are watching the thrilling conclusion of "Data meets Mark Twain".  We learn all about why Mark Twain is in San Francisco, what a good production of Hair has to contain and play one of our favorite games.  Hope you enjoy
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