Johnny drunkenly stumbles through a warp tube into the dark and forbidding land of CastleTransVania. The strange and erotic home of the Belmont family and Dracula himself. They meet with "Jeff" Belmont, the lesser known and somewhat less famous brother to Simon Belmont. We find out about the dark family history involving whips and BDSM, and meet the legendary Count Dracula. Who is not what we expected. Also... watch out for Legion.

Jeff Belmont: Kevin Jones

Dracula: Joe Krol

Player Zero: Adam Aragon

Johnny Chaotic: Joe Krol

Roman the Robot: Alex Cohen

Music: Colter Cline

Edited & Produced by: Adam Aragon

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